Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits. - Neil Patrick Harris

...keep an eye out for crazed librarians, please!

(Friends, take note: Sometimes, your audience isn’t going to respond the way you’d like them to. Most times, you can’t escape by running off stage and hiding, so it’s a good idea to learn to let words roll off you, like water off a duck’s back.)

The tots both started laughing. On the same day. I'm now obsessed with getting them to do it. Babies laughing is like opium.