They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy. - David Sedaris

Walking twenty-five miles, or even running up the stairs and back, suddenly seemed pointless, since without the steps being counted and registered, what use were they?

"You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?"

Someone stopped Mitch on the street last night and said, "I need another seventy-five cents so I can buy a cheeseburger. How about helping me?" Mitch said, "Get it without the cheese," and continued walking.