7 Quotes Tagged: misattributed-mark-twain

There are three types of lies — lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.