Austin Lounge Lizards Quotes

I was driving down the interstate through , I had on my mind: sloth and avarice
fornication, television, whiskey, beer, and wine.

If I never had existed... would you still remember me?

All my friends are buried here, and some of them are dead.

It's hard to find a banjo player up in Heaven — There's some things even Jesus won't forgive.

Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.

You say your God is the one true God but my one God is the one true God, I don't want to hear about your one God, 'cause my one God's the one.