Betty White Quotes

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that — it's got to be funny.

Accentuate the positive, not the negative. It sounds so trite, but a lot of people will pick out something to complain about, rather than say, 'Hey, that was great!' It's not hard to find great stuff if you look.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal,

Never apologize for being funny because you'll be sorry when you stop getting laughs.

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, nine if you're ugly,

I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet.

Butterflies are like woman – we may look pretty and delicate, but baby, we can fly through a hurricane.

Laughter keeps everyone feeling wonderful.

Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

“If everyone took personal responsibility for their animals, we wouldn’t have a lot of the animal problems that we do.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

There's no formula. Keep busy with your work and your life. Keep the person in your heart all the time. Replay the good times. Be grateful for the years you had.

Everybody needs a passion. That's what keeps life interesting. If you live without passion, you can go through life without leaving any footprints.

I'm not looking forward to death; it's important to live while we are here. But those who have died, my mother said, now they know the secret. And someday we all will.