Top 15 Betty White Quotes

I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet.

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that — it's got to be funny.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Everybody needs a passion. That's what keeps life interesting. If you live without passing, you can go through life without leaving any footprints.

Never apologize for being funny because you'll be sorry when you stop getting laughs.

Accentuate the positive, not the negative. It sounds so trite, but a lot of people will pick out something to complain about, rather than say, 'Hey, that was great!' It's not hard to find great stuff if you look.

Doing drama is, in a sense, easier. In doing comedy, if you don't get that laugh, there's something wrong.

Butterflies are like woman – we may look pretty and delicate, but baby, we can fly through a hurricane.

“If everyone took personal responsibility for their animals, we wouldn’t have a lot of the animal problems that we do.

It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humour in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.

Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal,

Laughter keeps everyone feeling wonderful.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.