Charles M. Schulz Quotes

American cartoonist, known for creating the comic strip, "Peanuts" (1922-2000)

Charles Monroe Schulz (November 26, 1922 – February 12, 2000) was an American cartoonist, the creator of the comic strip Peanuts.

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Native Name: Charles Monroe Schulz

Also Known As: Sparky

Alternative Names: Sparky Schulz • Charles Schulz

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Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy?
CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!

Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.

"For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!"
"And then the game started!"

"Do you ever feel like running away?"
"Of course... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything."
"I remember having that feeling once when I was at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm... I climbed over the fence, but I was still in the world!"

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

"I had to go to the school nurse yesterday because my stomach hurt..."
"You worry too much, Charlie Brown... No wonder your stomach hurts... You've got to stop all this silly worrying!"
"How do I stop?"
"That's your worry! Five cents, please!"

Why me, lord? Don't answer that!

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

"I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!"
"An exact science?!"
"Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!"

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

Nella vita non raccogli ciò che semini, raccogli ciò che curi.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

Sometimes all we need is a little pampering to help us feel better...

Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!