Charles M. Schulz Quotes

Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut butter again... I wish that little red haired girl would come over, and sit with me. Wouldn’t it be great if she’d walk over here, and say, “May I eat lunch with you, Charlie Brown?” I’d give anything to talk with her... she’d never like me, though... I’m so blah and so stupid... she’d never like me... I wonder what would happen if I went over and tried to talk to her! Everyone would probably laugh... she’d probably be insulted someone as blah as I am tried to talk to her. I hate lunch hour... all it does is make me lonely... during class it doesn’t matter... I can’t even eat... Nothing tastes good... Rats! Nobody is ever going to like me... Lunch hour is the loneliest hour of the day!

"Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose."
"I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs."

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

Necks hate to exercise.
If necks were feet,
You’d never go anywhere.

"How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?"
"Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!"

"These are valentines for all the boys at school that I like... And this is a very special one for my sweet babboo."
"Does your sweet babboo know who he is?"
"Oh, yes, he knows who he is..."
"I do not!"

"What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?"
"Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!"

Cosa succede, Patty? Stai piangendo…
Una lacrima non è piangere.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.

Patty: I'll be the good guy.
Shermy: I'll be the bad guy.
Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'll be sort of in-between; I'll be a hypocrite!

"I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!"
"An exact science?!"
"Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!"

Marcie, hai una macchina per cucire!
Non è mia capo… È di mia madre.
Perché non mi fai un costume da pattinaggio, Marcie?
Io non so cucire, capo…
Ecco! Puoi farmi un costume rosso con tanti lustrini!
Non sei una che ascolta, vero, capo?

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

So you have a new baby sister, huh Charlie Brown?
Yes, and I'm so happy...
Happy?! I suppose it's never occurred to you that over-population is a serious problem?!