Charlie Sheen Quotes

American actor (born 1965)

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Carlos Irwin Estevez (born 3 September 1965), more famous under his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American film and television actor. He is the youngest son of actor Martin Sheen.

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Birth Name: Carlos Irwin Estevez

Native Name: Charles Irwin Sheen

Alternative Names: Carlos Estévez • Carlos Estevez • Carlos Irwin Estévez

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I’m grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life. I’m not 'aw shucks' … because I'm gnarly. (The Howard Stern Show)

You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard", because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

He <nowiki>[</nowiki>Lenny Dykstra] might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity. They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then look at me and they say 'I can't process it'. Well no, and you never will. Stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show.

I probably took more than anybody could survive. … I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear, GO!. … I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. … Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

People that aren't special, people that don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA (The Today Show)

It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.

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