Charlie Sheen Quotes

American actor (born 1965)

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Carlos Irwin Estevez (born 3 September 1965), more famous under his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American film and television actor. He is the youngest son of actor Martin Sheen.

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Birth Name: Carlos Irwin Estevez

Native Name: Charles Irwin Sheen

Alternative Names: Carlos Estévez • Carlos Estevez • Carlos Irwin Estévez

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You don't pay prostitutes to come to your house; you pay them to leave.

I wish people would shift that focus on to themselves and their own family and their own friends and just maybe spend a little more time on their home front. And not some distant planet that is me.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total … rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain. (The Today Show)

They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that'

Can't is the cancer of happen.

He <nowiki>[</nowiki>Lenny Dykstra] might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second.

"The Goddesses"? I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself." (Piers Morgan Tonight)

...from some distant memory as she stood there before you.

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

I blinked and I cured my brain.

I didn’t really believe I had "tiger blood" or "Adonis DNA." These were just jokes.

I didn't want to have my wife in the movie fucked by Robert Redford. Besides, to show, in the end, that the million dollars didn't mean anything to the guy by having him buy at an auction an elephant, or whatever the fuck it was, for a million bucks? I mean, the millionaire's already fucked your wife, man, keep the fucking cash!