Charlie Sheen Quotes

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard", because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

Dan Raad means Business...

(on whether he is bipolar.) Wow, what does that mean? … What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not going to happen. I'm bi-WINNING! I win here and I win there. Now what?

People that aren't special, people that don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA (The Today Show)

They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.

There’s been a tsunami of media, and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

He <nowiki>[</nowiki>Lenny Dykstra] might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

I expose people to magic, I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring normal lives.

I probably took more than anybody could survive. … I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear, GO!. … I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. … Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

(on Ashton Kutcher) It's hard to give advice to a guy that accomplished. I would just give him a hug and just say, "Make me proud, dude."

We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection....hack him up in front of his children. We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a really tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don't exist yet.

I’m grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life. I’m not 'aw shucks' … because I'm gnarly. (The Howard Stern Show)

"The Goddesses"? I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available.