Dave Sim Quotes

If something knocks you five degrees out of whack, the journey of a thousand miles that begins with a single step ends up thousands of miles away from its intended destination.

Pointing out that there's a turd lying on the carpet is not the same as shitting on the carpet.(p. 75)

It seems to me a core element of belief in God that a choice is a choice and it eliminates all other choices.

Reality is reality. It is the way things are, not the way you want them to be in your head.

[A]n attractive lie is always going to be more popular than a hard truth. (No. 11, p. 27)

In any creative field--any creative field--you must first understand that you have no value whatsoever. Your work has no value whatsoever. You are completely worthless. Whatever potential you have is just that--potential--and when you are discussing self-publishing a comic book, you have about the same chance of success as 10 thousand others. (p. 21)

Cerebus: The valuable lesson is that you can get what you want and still not be very happy... (p. 296)

...there is very little about self-publishing a comic book that can be taught, but everything about it can be learned. (p. 21)

If you really want to do it nothing and no one is going to stop you, if you don't really want to do it, nothing and no one is going to help you.

What the feminists and their ventriloquist puppet husbands are talking about doing with Government-Funded Daycare is raising children as if they were a herd of interchangeable swine. No surprise coming from a gender which has no ethics, no scruples, no sense of right and wrong.

I'd rather take a major financial hit being honest than get rich by lying.

No companies are ever going to pay you enough money to sue them successfully. (pp. 50-51)

I'd rather live in the gutter embracing reality than live like a king embracing unreality.

Oscar: In a society where dissenting viewpoints are suppressed, those viewpoints are potent and dangerous... Where dissent is tolerated, it rapidly becomes quaint and is viewed as un-sophisticated; people merely amuse themselves with the expression of contrary opinion. (p. 41)

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. (Cover and title of Cerebus #65, August 1984, collected in Church & State I, p. 7 and 273)