Eamon Quotes

I never trusted you one minute
Tellin' people that I'm finished
Number one in twenty countries
But to you I'm still nobody
When I'm around you, life gets harder
But when you're sleepin', E gets smarter
(Uh, yeah)

I love them hoes, love them hoes, love them hoes
I love them hoes, love them hoes, love them hoes
I love them hoes, love them hoes, love them hoes
I love them—ooh!—hoes

The thing is, I'm not saying "fuck" just to say it. Every time I curse, I mean it. It might sound weird and funny, but I fucking mean the shit.

I get pissed off when people at radio and TV shows say, "Can you keep a clean show?" Motherfuckers! Don't they know who they booked? It was the same with the single ["Fuck It"]. They wanted me to change the words to "Forget it" or some bullshit.

See, I would fly a million miles on the worst airline (Coach!)
All around the world
Just to see your frown
Turn into a smile

[I]t's so funny when I do TV shows and they're like, "Yeah, you gotta keep it clean, man." I'm like, "How the fuck do I keep it clean? My shit is called 'Fuck It.' Get the fuck out of here. Don't put me on the show if you want me to keep it clean."

I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE THANKS TO GOD ALMIGHTY FOR THE STRENGTH TO CREATE.

[In New York there are a lot of Irish-Italians because there] are a lot of Irish and a lot of Italians and they fuck each other.

Do whatcha gotta do
I fucked your friend this afternoon

I can show you who's the man
Let me show you with my hands
I just want you close to me
I'll get you wet
Just wait and see

It was four in the morning
I'm yawning and feening and scheming on a chick to lay
When somebody said the afterparty was jumpin' off around my way
I said, "I'm wit' it
My dick gon' get it
It's all love, life's so smooth"

Every time I hear somebody doubt me, I just laugh about it
Keeps me hungry, focused on the cash
Trust me, don't fuck with me or catch you disrespecting me
There's friends of mine do whatever I ask
See, your ass is just a joke
Front but love me on the low
Stop the swinging from my dick
Bitch, get off my shit

My parents are the shit, man. I love them. They've stuck by me forever. They made it really nice for me. I never went through any hard times. The only hard times I went through are with hoes.

Check the mailbox and I got my check
Sit back, relax as I sip my Beck's
Think about all the shit I can get
So I spend and spend 'til I think I'm set

Damn, I ain't lyin'
These hoes love providin'
When my dick hits your pussy, there's no denyin'
Kissin' my body
Make me come like shotties
Love them trees, but I got a new favorite hobby
There ain't no stoppin'
From hoes gone ho-woppin'
When I come to town, you know what the fuck's poppin'