Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother Quotes

Never trust them, never trust them. They can't be trusted.

I wouldn't if I were you, Noël; they count them before they put them out.

The children won't go without me. I won't leave the King. And the King will never leave.

Whilst playing cards,
Elizabeth: How are you getting on? You don't look very happy.
Lord Salisbury: Oh, Ma'am, I've been left with a horrible queen.
Elizabeth: I don't think that's a very good of way of putting it, do you?

Dear Edwina, she always liked to make a splash.

I am glad we have been bombed. Now we can look the East End in the eye.

Wouldn't it be terrible if you'd spent all your life doing everything you were supposed to do, didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't eat things, took lots of exercise, all the things you didn't want to do, and suddenly one day you were run over by a big red bus, and as the wheels were crunching into you you'd say 'Oh my god, I could have got so drunk last night!' That's the way you should live your life, as if tomorrow you'll be run over by a big red bus.

He is the only man, since my dear husband died, to have had the effrontery to kiss me on the lips.”

Was this yours? Oh, could you take it?

At the dinner table, the talk turned to politics. It was in the days before the 'Gang of Four' had allied themselves to the Liberal Party [early 1981].
Queen Elizabeth [The Queen Mother]: I dislike this new socialist party of Woy's [sic].
Host: They're called the Social Democrats, ma'am.
Queen Elizabeth: Yes. Well, you don't change socialist just by leaving ist off the end. I say, it's a cheat to start something called the Social Party. I liked the old Labour Party. The best thing is a good old Tory government with a strong Labour opposition.

Queen Elizabeth: I thought the girls . . . you see, they were marooned in Windsor Castle for most of the war, and I was not sure that they were having a very good education and kind Sachie and Osbert [Sitwell] said they would arrange a poetry evening for us. Such an embarrassment. Osbert was wonderful, as you would expect, and Edith, of course, but then we had this rather lugubrious man in a suit, and he read a poem . . . I think it was called "The Desert". And first the girls got the giggles, and then I did and then even the King.
Self: "The Desert", ma'am? Are you sure it wasn't called "The Waste Land?
Queen Elizabeth: That's it. I'm afraid we all giggled. Such a gloomy man, looked as though he worked in a bank, and we didn't understand a word.
Self: I believe he did once work in a bank.

Tinkety tonk old fruit, and down with the Nazis.

But I love communists!

I'll polish it off myself.

We'd have to go self-service.