Eminem Quotes

American rapper (born 1972)

Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born 17 October 1972), more widely known by his stage names Eminem and Slim Shady, is an Academy Award-winning actor and Grammy-winning American rapper.

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Pen Names: Slim Shady • Evil • M&M • MC Double M

Birth Name: Marshall Bruce Mathers III

Alternative Names: Marshall Mathers

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And I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam

Now get off my dick!
Dick's too short of a word for my dick—get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick!

It's true, I'm a Rubik's—a beautiful mess

We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls, when it whirls, when it twirls

So finger-bang, chicken wang, MGK, Igg' Azae'
Lil Pump, Lil Xan imitate Lil Wayne
I should aim at everybody in the game, pick a name
I'm fed up with bein' humble
And rumor is I'm hungry, I'm sure you heard bumblings
I heard you wanna rumble like an empty stomach
I heard your mumblin' but it's jumbled in mumbo-jumbo
The era that I'm from will pummel you, that's what it's comin' to
What the fuck you're gonna do when you run into it?
I'm gonna crumble you and I'll take a number two and dump on you
If you ain't Joyner
If you ain't Kendrick or Cole or Sean then you're a goner

Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
'Cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy

But you can't just stand there and try to judge
It hurts but your jealousy probably tears you up inside as much
And it's such a pleasure every button that I touch
I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust

I'da flipped every mattress, every rock and desert cactus
Owned a collection of maps and followed my kids to the edge of the atlas
If someone ever moved 'em from me

(imitating Norman Bates) Mother, are you there? I love you!
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel!

Like a 'Fuck You' for Christmas, his gift is a curse

My brain's gone, my soul's worn, my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still bein' operated on

You find me offensive? I find you offensive, for finding me offensive

I fell for this so many times it's ridiculous
And still I stick with this, I'm sick of this
But in my sickness and addiction, you're addictive as they get
Evil as they come, vindictive as they make 'em

But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is

I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school