Top 11 George Ade Quotes

MORAL: When Wealth walks in at the Door, the Press Agent comes in through the Window.

MORAL: If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.

Moral: It all depends.

Moral: In uplifting, get underneath.

A Piker always has his entire Stock of Goods in the Show Window.

The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.

She was a soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment.

"Whom are you?" he said, for he had been to night school.

Early to Bed and Early to Rise is a Bad Rule for any one who wishes to become acquainted with our most Prominent and Influential People.