Jane Wagner Quotes

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all... I might have been willing to settle for less.

Remember we're all in this alone.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

For fast acting relief, try slowing down.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Interviewer: You once said you had a drug problem... Lily: Yeah, I still do. It's so hard to find good grass these days.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

I swear people don't want sex so much as they want somebody who'll listen to 'em … the first thing you learn after fellatio is how to listen.

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it....

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.