Jane Wagner Quotes

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all... I might have been willing to settle for less.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Your problem is your role models were models.

Remember we're all in this alone.

I swear people don't want sex so much as they want somebody who'll listen to 'em … the first thing you learn after fellatio is how to listen.

If the formula for water is H₂O, is the formula for an ice cube H₂O squared?

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Interviewer: You once said you had a drug problem... Lily: Yeah, I still do. It's so hard to find good grass these days.

All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.

For fast acting relief, try slowing down.