Lily Tomlin Quotes

Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

We’re all in this together alone.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

For fast acting relief, try slowing down.

Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.

All my life I always wanted to be someone. I see now I should have been more specific.

For fast-acting relief from stress, try slowing down.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a dollar in the mail to me?

All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

We're all in this alone.

The larger picture is really to swing people's awareness of what really is moral. ... There are great clergy-people who absolutely do not agree with this. It's not whether God is on our side or whether we're doing God's will, it's being so narcissistic as to think that God is telling you what to do.

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Reality is the leading cause of stress.