Joey Comeau Quotes

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

You say catastrophe, I say, fuck yes.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

When I played "doctor" I played to win.

Fuck politics. I just want to burn shit down.

I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

If at first you don't succeed...run.