If you can't lose the weight, then you're just fat
But if you lose too much, then you're on crack
You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
So, you might as well just do whatever you want
So, make lots of noise (Hey), kiss lots of boys (Yeah)

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Get a little drunk, get a little loud
Stupid me and my rebel mouth
Ain't all wrong but I ain't alright
Don't see the world in black and white And I ain't good at being careful I just say what's on my mind
Like my idea of heaven
Is to burn one with John Prine