Keith Olbermann Quotes

American sports and progressive political commentator

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Keith Olbermann (born January 27, 1959) is an American journalist and former sportscaster, who hosted Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC from 2003 through January 2011, an hour-long nightly newscast that counts down the top news stories of the day.

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Alternative Names: Keith Theodore Olbermann

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He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse.

He beats him like a rented goalie!

He hits the ball, real hard.

(named Player)..did not finish/qualify/win, etc.

It's deep, and I don't think it's playable.

From way downtown...BANG!

He puts the biscuit in the basket.

They're...not...gonna...get him.

He pulled a groin. His own we hope!

The terrorists have won... What was their goal 15 long, sad years ago? To strip from the world's greatest power, their traditions of growing tolerance. To hamstring the international interests of a country that barely stuck to the international double-white line of the moral road, but came closer than any other. To take our energies from trying... to help the world move forward, and instead make us direct those energies inward, at one another, within our own borders.

I do know without fear of contradiction what the definition of life is and it is 12 words long. 'Life is defined by how much you improve the lives of others.'

An uprising of the reasonable is our only chance.

Courage is a mutual thing.

You know the Art Rule: Do something that entertains/interests YOU, if you're lucky it'll do (the) same for others

Without [hatred] Michelle Malkin would just be a big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick on it.