Keith Olbermann Quotes

He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse.

I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. If you're in a public media setting and you're not expressing something of yourself, turn it over to someone who will. Just get out. Just go away and put somebody on who has a point of view, because the most dangerous thing about TV is its equalizing factor, its lowest common denominator factor. And that's what I fight against all the time.

A good craftsman doesn't blame his tools.

I can read his lips, and he is not praying.

An uprising of the reasonable is our only chance.

The political whorehouse that is Fox News.

Without [hatred] Michelle Malkin would just be a big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick on it.

It's deep, and I don't think it's playable.

(named Player)..did not finish/qualify/win, etc.

He puts the biscuit in the basket.

If you make a decision in your life, even one as eminently logical and self-improving as "Why'd you start washing your hair every day?" and you start getting questioned hourly about it, you're going to start second-guessing yourself.

There has been a [name of player] sighting.

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