Keith Olbermann Quotes

He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse.

He pulled a groin. His own we hope!

Lugnuts...nothing but lugnuts.

If you make a decision in your life, even one as eminently logical and self-improving as "Why'd you start washing your hair every day?" and you start getting questioned hourly about it, you're going to start second-guessing yourself.

It's such a simple thing, really. It's an awareness that the other people in the world are other people, and that you are one of them. That every time you have a chance to help somebody out, to do what's right instead of what you think you're supposed to do, you should do it.

He puts the biscuit in the basket.

From way downtown...BANG!

I just think if you're 44 years old and you're not smarter than you were when you were 35 years old or 25 years old, just stay in your room.

The Manatee (coined by John Cleese)

Oxycodone is a hell of a drug

Good night and good luck.

The format of the nightly newscasts is still very much 1981 — "Tremble, onlookers! I am the anchorman and now here is a miracle: a report by satellite from many thousands of miles away. I will return to introduce another one in due course."

(Name of player) From way downtown...BANG!

The political whorehouse that is Fox News.

When this quality sports product...