Keith Olbermann Quotes

The terrorists have won... What was their goal 15 long, sad years ago? To strip from the world's greatest power, their traditions of growing tolerance. To hamstring the international interests of a country that barely stuck to the international double-white line of the moral road, but came closer than any other. To take our energies from trying... to help the world move forward, and instead make us direct those energies inward, at one another, within our own borders.

Courage is a mutual thing.

I can read his lips, and he is not praying.

Good night and good luck.

Lugnuts...nothing but lugnuts.

The Frank Burns of news

The political whorehouse that is Fox News.

You know the Art Rule: Do something that entertains/interests YOU, if you're lucky it'll do (the) same for others

They're...not...gonna...get him.

The world bursts at the seams with people ready to tell you you're not good enough. On occasion, some may be correct. But do not do their work for them. Seek any job; ask anyone out; pursue any goal. Don't take it personally when they say 'no' — they may not be smart enough to say "yes."

He puts the biscuit in the basket.

It's deep, and I don't think it's playable.

The Manatee (coined by John Cleese)

I just think if you're 44 years old and you're not smarter than you were when you were 35 years old or 25 years old, just stay in your room.

I do know without fear of contradiction what the definition of life is and it is 12 words long. 'Life is defined by how much you improve the lives of others.'