Keith Olbermann Quotes

I just think if you're 44 years old and you're not smarter than you were when you were 35 years old or 25 years old, just stay in your room.

He hits the ball, real hard.

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Mister Dictionary has failed us yet again.

Good night and good luck.

He beats him like a rented goalie!

The format of the nightly newscasts is still very much 1981 — "Tremble, onlookers! I am the anchorman and now here is a miracle: a report by satellite from many thousands of miles away. I will return to introduce another one in due course."

I do know without fear of contradiction what the definition of life is and it is 12 words long. 'Life is defined by how much you improve the lives of others.'

If you make a decision in your life, even one as eminently logical and self-improving as "Why'd you start washing your hair every day?" and you start getting questioned hourly about it, you're going to start second-guessing yourself.

It's deep, and I don't think it's playable.

Courage is a mutual thing.

He puts the biscuit in the basket.

I can read his lips, and he is not praying.

The Frank Burns of news