Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

Share Your Favorite Quotes

Know a quote that's missing? Help grow our collection.

Unlimited Quote Collections

Organize your favorite quotes without limits. Create themed collections for every occasion with Premium.