Top 5 Myles Rudge Quotes

I told the wife, "We'd be better off in Blackpool."

We asked for steak and chips,
They brought us something stewed,
It smelt like it was off,
And it looked extremely rude.

A little mouse with clogs on,
Well I declare

A mouse lived in a windmill in Old Amsterdam''

We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea