Nelson Rodrigues

Any individual is greater than the Milky Way.

The young have all the same flaws adults do. Plus one: immaturity.

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

I am, and have always been, a pornographic angel.

To be the best in the world in anything, even 'long distance spitting', implies a grave, heavy and suffocating responsibility.

Sex education should only be taught by veterinarians.

Unanimity is always stupid.

The audience will only truly respect you when they have no idea what is going on.

Saturday is an illusion.

In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.

I won't stand for censorship, not even from Jesus Christ.

It's very hard not to be a scoundrel nowadays. Everywhere there are pressures that work towards our personal and collective debasement.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.