Paul Dilascia Quotes

So? If you don't like it, write your own [program]. (1995/10)

..play Beethovens Fifth Symphony if the user clicks the control that contains 'Da-da-da-dum'

...everything I've said so far is fine and dandy...

Isn't C++ wonderful?.

To be honest, there's something a little weird about this. (1995/4)

...a little-known piece of C++ trivia you can use to impress your friends and loved ones.

...why are you doing these things? Don't. (1993/12)

..flibbertiwidgets are free...

We've use a number of different adjectives to describe Span, but "cool" has never been one of them.

The implementation is brainless (various)

Like I said, you're damned either way. (1993/10)

Does that remind you of anything? No? Give up?

...the harmony of the universe is preserved...

..I'll be laughing when I'm old and and all my programmer friends have gone alexic from staring at too many tiny pixels

What are you doing, anyway? Writing code for IBM? (1996/1)