Top 15 Paul Dilascia Quotes

Does that remind you of anything? No? Give up?

...everything I've said so far is fine and dandy...

You can't expect me to do everything.

That's left as an exercise for the reader.

...blathering store clerks who can't stop saying "Have a nice day"...

We've use a number of different adjectives to describe Span, but "cool" has never been one of them.

...the harmony of the universe is preserved...

If you're totally confused, don't worry, it means your brain is functioning normally.

Everything is hunky-dory and your program works fine.

Sometimes it really is easy to program MFC

..sometimes you have to be bad

..your two-year-old could've done that with one thumb in her mouth.

..I'll be laughing when I'm old and and all my programmer friends have gone alexic from staring at too many tiny pixels

If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it

..play Beethovens Fifth Symphony if the user clicks the control that contains 'Da-da-da-dum'