Paul Dilascia Quotes

..flibbertiwidgets are free...

The question remains: how?

...your 90MHz Pentium won't have any trouble doing arithmetic (except for certain divisions).

...a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy...

...a little-known piece of C++ trivia you can use to impress your friends and loved ones.

...this baroque language...

Isn't C++ wonderful?.

I was once hired to develop a Windows-based chemistry library for a company that builds reactors that burn toxic metal waste into harmless substances (really). (1993/11)

I'm a nit, what can I say? (1994/12)

OK, I admit it. I'm like you.

Like I said, you're damned either way. (1993/10)

...you'll screw everything up. (1994/10)

Stop beating your head, you might hurt yourself. (1995/8)

What are you doing, anyway? Writing code for IBM? (1996/1)

...why are you doing these things? Don't. (1993/12)