Ricky Gervais Quotes

No one wants to see cool people doing brilliantly. I want to see the struggle. That's the fun bit.

Why don’t you believe in God? I get that question all the time. I always try to give a sensitive, reasoned answer. This is usually awkward, time consuming and pointless. People who believe in God don’t need proof of his existence, and they certainly don’t want evidence to the contrary. They are happy with their belief. They even say things like “it’s true to me” and “it’s faith.” I still give my logical answer because I feel that not being honest would be patronizing and impolite. It is ironic therefore that “I don’t believe in God because there is absolutely no scientific evidence for his existence and from what I’ve heard the very definition is a logical impossibility in this known universe” comes across as both patronizing and impolite.

Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

Just because you're offended doesn't mean your right.

If there is a god, why did he make me an atheist? That was his first mistake. Well, the talking snake was his first mistake.

I'd rather be no where without her than somewhere without her

If you try to please everyone you'll please no one.

You could easily spot any Religion of Peace. Its extremist members would be extremely peaceful.

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.

It’s better to create something that others criticize than to create nothing and criticize others. Ricky Gervais

We’re All Screwed Up In One Way Or Another. It Sort Of Makes You Normal.

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?

"Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. "If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain." Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits."

Screw it. I'll be in my Mansion soon.

Arrogance is asking a god who wouldn't stop the holocaust to find your car keys.