Ricky Gervais Quotes

Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in god, you're wrong.

I'd rather be nowhere with her then somewhere without her.

We’re All Screwed Up In One Way Or Another. It Sort Of Makes You Normal.

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals

I don't miss doing things with her. I miss doing nothing with her.

There have been nearly 3000 Gods so far but only yours actually exists. The others are silly made-up nonsense.

But not yours.

Yours is real.

If there is a god, why did he make me an atheist? That was his first mistake. Well, the talking snake was his first mistake.

Beliefs do not change facts. Facts, if one is rational, should change beliefs.

Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.

Good People Do Things For Other People. That’s It. The End.

The best thing about being dead is that you don't know about it. It's like being stupid - it's only painful for others.

Screw it. I'll be in my Mansion soon.