Ricky Gervais Quotes

It’s better to create something that others criticize than to create nothing and criticize others. Ricky Gervais

Humanity Is A Plague. We’re A Disgusting, Narcissistic, Selfish Parasite, And The World Would Be A Better Place Without Us.

Well, I think life is precious because you can’t watch it again. I mean you can believe in an after life if that makes you feel better but once you realize you’re not going to be around forever, I think that’s what makes life so magical.

The best thing about being dead is that you don't know about it. It's like being stupid - it's only painful for others.

Saying atheism is a belief system is like saying not going skiing is a hobby.

Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I’ll say ‘Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?…’ If they say ‘Just God. I only believe in the one God,’ I’ll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don’t believe in 2,870 gods, and they don’t believe in 2,869.

If you try to please everyone you'll please no one.

Relax. No one else knows what they’re doing either.

You can't censor stupidity.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.

I’ve never been insulted by hateful Satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

"It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?" I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up to people saying "Prove I can't fly." They'd go: "What do you mean 'Prove you can't fly'? Prove you can!

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.

Just because you're offended doesn't mean your right.