Ricky Gervais Quotes

Religion's greatest trick wasn't making some people believe there was a God, it was telling you you shouldn't ever ridicule the ide, that it was sacred, to question this dogma> And of course it's not. As a scieentist,philosopher and comic that is something that is really important to me. NOTHING is sacrad.

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals

Life is an amazing gift, but it’s only a gift if you’re able to enjoy it.

I'd rather be no where without her than somewhere without her

I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.

If you can laugh in the face of adversity, you're bullet-proof.

Good People Do Things For Other People. That’s It. The End.

You can laugh at bad things without being bad people.

Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.

Here lies Ricky Gervais: He had a laugh then found a lump.

Arrogance is asking a god who wouldn't stop the holocaust to find your car keys.

PC culture isn’t killing comedy, it’s driving it. As it always did.

Screw it. I'll be in my Mansion soon.

If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain you are a cunt.

Science makes us understand how to stay alive longer - feelings give us the reason to want to