Simon Munnery Quotes

British comedian

Simon Munnery (born 1967) is an English stand-up comedian known for his character work. Among his characters are 'The League Against Tedium' and Alan Parker Urban Warrior. His television credits include Attention Scum! and Cluub Zarathustra (sic).

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"The pen is mightier than the sword," you say. Get out your pens and prepare to have your logic tested by steel.

Why do men die before their wives? Could it be because they want to?

In this world there are winners and losers. And, of course, 'the others', who comprise the majority.