Steve Martin Quotes

It's so beautiful where I am today that it makes me wonder where I am.

Be so good they can't ignore you

Preparing for Catwoman role by leaping off roof into shrub. On third try, I managed to hit the shrub.

We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed

The dawn breaks everything, including the mood from the night before.

I'm smart enough to know that Elizabeth had no doubt seen dozens of men leap over curbs without her falling in love with the leaper, but I do believe this: When an endeavor is special in a person's life, others discern it intuitively and appreciate it more, like the praise a child receives for a lumpy clay sculpture. And as ordinary as such an event might be, it can be instilled with uncommon power.

So, I can hurt now, or hurt later.

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.

Unlike Ray Porter, his love is fearless and without reservation.

I was going to drill through the divider. To keep an eye on him. LOUISE What right do you have! COHEN Jealousy gives me the right to be a fool.

How many people have never raised their hand before?

"They told me to just "act like myself." When I said, "How do I do that?" they said to just have fun with it, but I'm not sure what they meant."

Carl Reiner. He had an entrenched sense of glee; he used humor as a gentle way of speaking difficult truths;

Moving on and not looking back, not living in the past, was a way to trick myself into further creativity.