Top 15 Steve Martin Quotes

American comedian, actor, musician and writer (born 1945)

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Stephen Glenn Martin (born 14 August 1945) is an American comedian, writer, actor, musician and composer.

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Birth Name: Steve Glenn Martin

Also Known As: Steve

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

It's pain that changes our lives.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

... you're nuts but you're welcome here.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.