Top 15 Ze Frank Quotes

Who likes the little little duckies in the pond? I do, I do, I do, a-chicka quack quack.

Any individual entity that pretends to understand the rules that guide this space is under an illusion.

Look what I found; a litter version of the Internet! This used to be something that could convert carbon dioxide to oxygen using only sunlight, water, and a few nutrients. But now it's way cooler; it has two functions. You can either put little words on it, or crumple it up into a tiny ball and throw it! .

Are the new viewers gone yet?

When I get sick I start scripting the video tape that I'm gonna leave behind when I die. Sometimes imagining that even makes me cry. Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it. .

Generalized statements … which instill nebulous fear without specific information are exactly in line with the goals of terrorism. .

This little bathtub smells like ass..

Don't swim up stream, baby. The future was right where you were. .

Look! A see-through wall of glass!

in the summertime sometimes i sleep "macho": ah, white t-shirt, no underpants. Sleeping macho looks very attractive on a man. I feel like it helps me breathe.

If you don't know what a cat is, it's sort of like a stuffed animal... but with a working asshole. I'll admit that when I went to the pound, I was actually shopping for a never ending box of shit, um, and the cat just came with it.

...next time you rake up those leaves realize you're about to jump into a pile of tree shit. .

Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing. (song/refrain on "The Show").

(On airplane etiquette) Although reclining your seat is technically your right, just like free speech if you exercise it to your limits everyone around you will think you're an asshole.

A wedge strategy is where you focus on a highly charged issue at the borders of rationality and emotion. The emotional content of the issue can create a moral conviction that the issue needs to be resolved at any cost. Tactics that would otherwise be called into question can then be employed to resolve the issue. This sets precedent for the future use of those tactics in other arenas.