Doug Larson Quotes

The ageing process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except to be able to grow in rows

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.

Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.