I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns. - Jarod Kintz

Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!).

I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.

Time is such a waste of time to think about, because the longer you ponder it, the more of it you lose. And before you know it, you don’t know it, because you are nothing but dusty worm food.