I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense. - Garrison Keillor

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Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

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My own life would make a pretty dull story, I think, and I envy him as I drive to work on a cold Minnesota morning across the Mississippi River with its coal barges still struggling upstream like so many of us nowadays.

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Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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