Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Going to church no more making you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Women do not adore men; women are amused by men, we are a source of chuckles. That’s because women are the makers of life, and we aren’t. We will never be able to carry life within our bodies, never breast-feed. We get more than our share of loot and we are, for some reason, incredibly brave and funny and inventive, and yet our role in procreation basically is to get crazy and howl and spray our seed in all directions.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want. — the people of Lake Woebegon

They did not weave their lives around yours. They had their own lives, which were mysterious to you.