"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” — Garrison Keillor But h… - Garrison Keillor

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Going to church no more making you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.

It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon, my home town, out on the edge of the prairie...

What’s another word for “thesaurus”?

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.