Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it. - Tina Fey

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.

There's a Drunk Midget in My House
Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!

How can I give her what Don Fey gave me? The gift of anxiety. The fear of getting in trouble. The knowledge that while you are loved, you are not above the law.