I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home. - Jarod Kintz

The idea of adultery is like a soccer ball. Yeah, you might kick it around for a while, but if you actually wind up scoring, you get slapped with a huge penalty.

The shape of her smile is curved like a lie, like a boomerang she knows she has to catch quickly when it comes back to her.

I had an out-of-body experience so strange that it felt normal. You see, my soul, or essence, had left my body and went and inhabited the body of my clone. So I wasn’t in my body, and yet I was. Or maybe none of that happened, and I was just in a delirious, sleep-deprived state.