If you were not to be its victim, this book and body would amuse you with its arrogance. It would make you laugh. Because you were not its victim, yo… - Peter Greenaway

In the film The Belly of an Architect, an architect from Chicago organizes an exhibition of his favourite architect Etienne-Lous Boullée (1728-1799). I wrote an account of this hypothetical exhibition as though it had been seen by an unlikely Boullée contemporary -- Jane Austen (1775-1817). She made a prim but perceptive account of her progress through the corridors and halls of the Vittoriano in the centre of Rome -- a building constructed long after both of these eminent personages were dead.

Get the Titanic sailing correctly before you worry about the deck chairs.

<with a snigger> "What days are those Albert? And what's it like?"