Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly? - Tina Fey

If everyone had something to contribute, there would be enough.

Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.

I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Mary and Joseph did- traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there. You may end up sleeping on an old wicker couch with a dog licking your face while an Ab Rocket informercial plays in the background. It's a modern-day manger.