Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

How just is the Lord,” said an am horets from Chelm, the mythical town inhabited by fools. “He gives the food to the rich — and the appetite to the poor!

Virtually all of male Jewry participated in a perpetual seminar on the Torah and the Talmud. Even the cobblers. Even the tailors. The drovers and diggers, farmhands and carpenters. The peddlers and beggars and shopkeepers.

Tis said that Hitler, disturbed by nightmares, called in a soothsayer. The seer consulted a crystal ball and said, “Ah, mighty Führer, it is foretold that you will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?” said Hitler with a scowl. “Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday.” Simchas