High school taught me a valuable lesson about glasses: Don'… - David Sedaris

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High school taught me a valuable lesson about glasses: Don't wear them. Contacts have always seemed like too much work, so instead I just squint, figuring that if something is more than ten feet away, I'll just deal with it when I get there.

David Sedaris

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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