The post is all messed up! Remember when it was so easy? Yo… - Lee Evans

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The post is all messed up! Remember when it was so easy? You posted a letter, the post office just went woof, and it was away. Not now, they're all differant companies. It's like Parcel Force! Parcel Force? "PARCEL FORCE! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! PARCEL FORCE! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! WE WILL GET THIS PACKAGE TO YOU!" Fuck off!

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Lee Evans (born 25 February 1964) is an English stand-up comedian and actor.

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Alternative Names: Lee John Martin Evans

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