[After the doorbell rings, right before Secretariat appears] Who's that at the door?! - Craig Ferguson

Welcome back to the big show where (at this point, he references something from earlier in the show)

High school is tough on anyone, an absolute rule of the Universe being that if high school is not a buttockclenchingly awkward, emotionally difficult, and unpleasant time of your life, then the rest of it will be a crushing disappointment. Academic success is desirable, popularity (the only thing that most students really desire) is not. Those who excel socially in high school are truly damned. The homecoming queen does indeed bear the mark of the beast.

That’s the thing about terrorism – it works. Especially for the terrorists – they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.